Red Jacket Randomness

Leg comparison, Winnie the Pooh, and more...delightfully insightful or beyond anyone of sound mind...more to come later.

Mighty Mighty Tax Return

Yeah, yeah...I know. I'm cutting it a little close, but who cares. I made it before April 15th. Woo hoo! No tax extensions! I filed (E-file. Thanks TurboTax!) and I'll be receiving back $353 beautiful big ones. That's right, $350 in my pocket. I love free money. (Alright, so it isn't exactly FREE since I earned it. Don't judge me for technicalities!)

Eh well...I should be receiving this lovely some in 8 short days :) How shall I spend it???

Oh where! Oh where has my little toast gone!?

Alright. Finally after days of much anticipation from you good people (or not, you never know) I have returned again to serve you up some fresh toast.

So let's see...things happening in my life right now.

Not much of anything. Isn't my being random the most lovely thing you could have ever wished for? Probably not.

I'm contemplating going to see "JERSEY BOYS".



I've always been a big fan of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Their music has moved several generations and still continues to do so now. (I have to save up some funds first. My last trip kind of sucked all of my money out of my pocket.)

If you'd like to check out more about the show, you can do so at the Jersey Boys website:

www.jerseyboysinfo.com/broadway/

(SPEAKING OF POCKETS!!! I heard the best ringtone today! It was hysterical since it was totally uncalled for. "Let me out! I'm stuck in your pocket!" It was great, in a matter of words. RANDOM THOUGHT END.)


I haven't really done much. I'm trying to think of different hobbies that I can start to kill time. So far, I haven't really come up with anything that captures my attention long enough for me to do anything productive. Then...a thought came into my mind (yes, I know...it's a rare occasion to be celebrated.)

I'LL LET YOU CHOOSE!

If you'd like to make a suggestion for my hobby, please leave it in the comments or email it to

COLLEGIATETOAST@GMAIL.COM

Let's see what you've got. I'm excited to see what you guys can think of. (Especially the most crazy random. :P)

The Toast Is Burnt!

The toast isn't really burnt. I'm just burnt out. I'm having a bit of writer's block, but I do plan on writing more blogs. :) Stay tuned...

Franklin Kiddie

These are the two greatest people alive. No joke, but don't go trying to Wikipedia that shit. You won't find it. They're too cool for the internet. :)

More later.

Note to self: You owe 1 soul to the Kiddie. Grab one from jar on top of fridge.

Hemophilia...Everyone's Favorite Childhood Game

Alright, so in all seriousness, Hemophilia is a horrible disorder. I'm actually supposed to be working on a presentation for my formaldehyde-dipped rat loving Biology teacher. My parter is sitting next to me. Say hi! we're both procrastinating.(He's a little shy. That's really a lie. He's not shy at all, he's just comsumed with his macbook right now and it's trying to intimidate me by using both the desktop computer in our lab and his laptop at the same time. While it is highly amusing to watch him surf the web on one and use the other to look at our notes from lecture today, I will admit I am a tad bit envious.) Like right now, I'm trying to freak him out by constantly staring at him while I type. 1. to annoy him and 2. to see if he'll even pay any attention.

This has been going on for a few minutes now and still no response. He looks pretty engulfed in what he's doing.

So back to hemophilia. I fell down in the hallway today. It was pretty awesome. I took a spill and landed in the powerslide position. For those of you who aren't rockers (I'm really not either, but oh well) here's a picture of a powerslide.

Pretty awesome isn't it? Since I don't have hemophilia I'll only be minorly bruised. If I did suffer from hemophilia, there's the possibility that I could internally bleed to death and that my friends is not cool...

I really shouldn't procrastinate any longer. I'll update you on my progress. Until next time.

Look What Day It Is!

I meant to add this in the last blog.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!